Sluts at the Mall

I was walking around the Mall of America the other day, and I noticed that there are a lot of slutty, spoiled girls in this area....a lot of bitchy chics with personalities like stinky catfish. They all look like rotten little she-devils who lack long-term goals and puke up their lattes so they don't gain a half an inch on their waistline. One 11-year-old girl says to the other, "OMG, I can't believe he cheated on you. I'd so cheat on him if I were you." (As they walk into Victoria Secret with lattes in one hand and their $600 iPhones in the other). I didn't even fricking know what cheating was when I was 11. And, I didn't have the world at my finger-tips....just my wang.

Now don't get angry, gals. I'm not saying there aren't really nice, goal-oriented, church-going ladies walking around. I just don't notice them. Good job slutty girls! Goal accomplished!