Brown Stuff and Air Make Me Smile

Ass noises are so damn funny! Whenever I'm in the bathroom and I hear a loud noise coming from the stall, I have to hold back my boisterous giggles. I actually was in the stall today, and the guy next to me fuckin' exploded! I let out a little giggle and tried to play it off by coughing. When he let out the awesome eruption, I happened to look through the crack in the stall door in front of me, and in the mirror, I saw one of the guys that was taking a leak snap his head over toward the rumble and grimace with fear. That made me get the chuckling farts. I said "Ha! Ha! Ha!" And my ass went "Rip! Rip! Rip! ZZZZZip! Snap! Pop! Splash!" Best poop I've had in a while.

So, why are ass explosions so funny? Well, if you think about it, it is nasty brown shit and air created in your belly from festering food being pushed through your colon and out your anus. That really doesn't seem that funny. But, when a fart comes out, it makes your butt cheeks slap together so fast that it creates a ripping sound, which is hilarious for some reason. And it smells so bad! I seldom smell a fart and smile, unless, of course it is mine, and I am patiently waiting for the other person in the room to notice it, and say, "Oh man! Did you fart!? Ah, no!" I can never EVER hear a fart and not smile, though. :0)

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