"The Girls" Suck

I hate when ladies call their boobs "the girls". I've always been a fan of fun-bags and sweater-puppets. Who ever came up with calling them girls? They don't even have personalities. And if they did, the little ones would be shy and wouldn't want to come out very often. The big ones would be very outgoing and love to be noticed and would constantly seek attention and seek to be slapped about the chest, like the whorish bastards they are. So, whip out the chesticles and the ape-hangers, and leave the girls at home!