Co-Poopers

I just went into the bathroom, following close behind a fellow co-worker. He went into a stall to poo and I took a pee. I wish I hadn't known who was in the stall. There was tons of squeaking and exploding noises, not to mention the foot-stomping and grunting. I thought someone like him would never be capable of producing such foul smells and noises, given his shiny shirt and tie, and sparkling black shoes. Not to mention his towering, executive status in the company. Fellas, I'm guessing this has happened to you before. Ladies, I am sure this probably hasn't happened to you, because I heard a rumor that girls don't poop. Is it true? Maybe you were looking forward to the experience, with your hands clasped in anticipation, thinking, "Oh, boy! I can't wait to hear what kinds of sounds Phil's butt makes!" Or maybe you were really looking forward to an ear-full and all you got was a squeak and a splash. :( Butt, hey. Don't worry! I'm sure one day you'll follow a strapping gent into the bathroom and get a real dazzling display of fecal fun!

Update: this just in..... my friend tells me there are girls out there that shit vigorously! She says she can feel the ground shake from their bassy farts and squirty shits. She says that she hears one lady moaning in pain all the time followed by what sounds like a cornish game hen being dropped into the toilet. Thanks for the update!! Happy pooping!