Thursday, March 10, 2011

Diagrams

I think diagrams should be used more often. They should especially be used in situations where things have to be written in 4 other languages. For example, on the back of a bottle of whiskey, they should have a sketch of a pregnant woman slamming a bottle of hooch with a red line through it. Then, they wouldn't have to write the whole surgeon general warning bullshit in 4 different languages. And I'm sure there are people who can't speak English, French, Spanish, nor Italian. Poor fuckers can't even be warned not to drink when they're bakin' a bastard! I think diagrams should be used all over the place. I think they should put a big cock and balls with a red line through it as a symbol for the women's bathroom, and a big phat pair of sweaty college jugs with a line through it for the men's bathroom. Yeah, that's what they should do. If I controlled this shit-hole, that's what I would do.

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