Dance Dilemma

The other day, I experienced my first ever "Dance Dilemma". I walked into a nightclub, and apparently, it was 80's music night. But, not just 80's music; it was 80's music with a new-age techno beat, instead of a good, soothing beat. From one end of the bar, I heard the ever-so-popular "Locomotion" song with a fucked-up beat that sounded like a baseball bat whacking a steel garbage can full of porcelain figurines. Into my other ear, crept "Walk Like an Egyptian" with an even MORE annoying, trancey, industrial noise chiming in the background. I was so confused, so I ordered a Coors Light and started dancing. I started to do the Locomotion. I was really tearing it up and cutting a rug. In the back of my mind, I noticed the other song, and started to Walk Like an Egyptian. This went back and forth for minutes. Eventually, the dances intertwined and wove together. I found myself doing the oddest dance I'd ever come across: The Loco Egyptian. The dance is intriguing and involves a lot of arm-flailing and cursing. After 6 Coors Lights, the flailing and cursing gets stronger and stronger. They kicked me out. That's the last time I did the Loco Egyptian.