Welcome to the Shit-Show!

Come on down to the Shit-Show! We've got all sorts of awesome fecal matter! Get a lovely golden camel turd for the low low price of two gallons of horse piss! We got screamin' deals on all of our specialty gourmet armadillo turd bars. Don't even think about leaving the shit-show without sampling our Feline Fudgy Cake! Mmmmm, I can already taste the cat shit! Tuesday is Dump-4-a-Dollar Day! Enjoy high-protein llama logs, for just a buck! And no grandmother's birthday is complete without a petrified squirrel shit necklace and matching rat turd bracelet, so come and pick one up! Just wash your hands when you're done. Everything must go, so grab a clothes pin and get your ass down to the Shit-Show!