Devices

There are too many devices! I just moved myself from the chair to the couch, and I had to grab all sorts of devices to bring with me. I had the stereo remote, the TV remote, my cell phone, and my camera, in case a sweet looking bird landed outside the window or something. How did we ever survive without cell phones? Seriously. How did we ever meet our friends at the bar? I mean, if you told your friend Jim to meet you at Stinky's Tavern at 8pm and you left, but his plans changed drastically, you're fucked! You'd just have to say to yourself, "Well, I guess I'm not seeing Jim tonight". Nowadays you can be damn sure that even if you don't have a cell phone, there is some stupid prick with one in his pocket within a radius of 20 feet from you. These things we carry around aren't even called cell phones anymore. They're called "Mobile Devices". They are called so because they do fucking everything! They call your neighbor, act as a GPS, act as a flashlight, surf the internet, take pictures, scratch your balls, and now I hear that they will soon shoot a projection onto the wall so you can watch your favorite episode of Mash when you takin' a shit!