It sure pisses me off when our country spends all sorts of money on the Space Program! It is pointless to try to go any farther out into space than we already have gone. There are people in the world whose belly-buttons touch their backbones from being really hungry, and we are just spending billions to send little machines into the sky only to discover that there ain't shit up there but rocks and space dust. Trust me guys, there isn't shit on Mars. I've seen pictures. It's just a bunch of red shit. Who cares about Mars anyway? Did scientists think that our little machines would land on Mars and capture photos of Marvin the Martian's wedding or something? Did they think they were gonna see flowers that shot hot acid at birds, or what?
I guess I will have to admit that I have often wondered if there are places similar to earth far far away, with similar creatures and stuff. I would probably bet that there are other creatures similar to us, except they probably have no assholes and ten penises or eight vaginas or something.
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What about all the spin-off technologies that came from the space race? Like CD-ROMS or freeze dried ice cream?
How the fuck did cd roms and freeze dried icecream come from going miles up in the sky with a bunch of orangutans?
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