Twins With Different Fathers

OK, so, my MSN Messenger news thing popped up, and there was a news story on there with the headline "Mother gives birth to twins with different dads". That means mommy's a hoe fo sho! Apparently she got dirty with two dudes and a swimmer from each dude entered the eggs. Weird. I don't think I'd want that news to be spread all over the internet, but I guess when you're a hoe fo sho, it don't matta, yo. And there is a picture of the "happy" couple on there and they are all full of smiles and shit. I'd be embarrassed! Mommy's a hizzo. Have fun explaining that little story to the kids when they are old enough to understand words. At least they didn't have quintuplets, then mommy would be an Ultra-Super-Mega-Ho-Fo-Sho!