Thursday, May 28, 2009

Seeing People Outside of Work

Have you ever seen someone outside of work or school? It's weird for sure. It's like, "Why are you here? Are you sure you should be at Walmart? I thought after work, you just disappeared, only to reappear at 7am in the morning. You look like you should be in your little cube, depressed off your ass! And what is that that you are wearing? Is that what you wear on your days off? Holy shit! That's pretty uggo! You look like a dumbass!" I know this is pretty drastic, since you don't think like I do, but since I think the way that I do, just deal with it and put a smile on your face, cuz you're an American and you love this shit! Beeeeotch.

2 comments:

Chris Kroll said...

I know what you mean. One time I saw a coworker at Target, just two hours after we had just seen eachother at work. We both felt it necessary to say hi to eachother and it was awkward. I think I had a cart full of shit-tickets and little debbies to add the icing on the cake.

Unknown said...

I think it's high time you posted again Mr.! I need more funny.

p.s. did you look up Russel Peters?